Archive for September, 2007

When lonely, hot housewives crave a good hard fuck they don’t sit on their asses — they make someone plug up their phat asses! Welcome to Phat Ass Housewives, where big booties are boss! We meet up with bored and horny housewives and satisfy their pent-up need to be screwed all over by our rock-hard manmeat. One thing though: they gotta satisfy our phat ass standards to get laid.

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A pretty blonde mama who can fuck like a pro, Alana rode our stud’s pole roughly as he kneaded her plump heinie, showing us how much hard-on her cunt could take. Then she took his whang and sucked off her pussy-juice off it until he shot his load all over her perky boobs!

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Blonde hot ass milf fucked and got her mouth cumfilled

This cockloving mom invited us over to her house, because she wanted her husband to watch and learn! How humiliating! Glenda gave everyone a new experience that night and turned out to be an amazing cockloving mom!

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Glenda takes on a massive pulsating dick doggie style

As two sex writers on the brink of breeding, we sometimes foresee a gloomy future—will people really take sex advice from two moms? But then we comfort ourselves with the knowledge that we live in a glorious era in which motherhood has become perversely conflated with bodaciousness: It’s the age of the MILF, or, to put it more crassly, the Mom I’d Like to Fuck—an acronym at once repulsive and appealing. The MILF is Stacy’s Mom. She’s the lady in the Strippercize class. She dresses like a Jersey mob wife, her eye tilted into a perpetual wink. Is she our future?

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The evidence surrounds us, from the 25,000-plus MILF-branded mugs and tees on Café Press to a rash of hot-mama books (The Hot Mom’s Handbook, Confessions of a Naughty Mommy, The MILF Anthology), television shows (Desperate Housewives, The Real Housewives of Orange County, the forthcoming contest “Hottest Mom in America,” and a pilot in development called MILF & Cookies), and, of course, a concomitant porn genre (though the majority of these films simply feature women in their late twenties or early thirties—dinosaurs in the porn biz—defiling baby-faced “pool boys” and “grocery clerks”). Read the rest of this entry »

Sergio is fucked when inspector Dames pops in for a surprise inspection of his restaurant. She is not pleased with his kitchen at all and is ready to shut him down, but being a man of fine cuisine, Sergio offers to eat her pussy out in order to get a pass! Claire wants his cock in between her tits and deep in her pussy to change her mind…let’s see how this one plays out!

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Claire Dames gets boned hard by bribing big dick

There’s nothing sexier than a hot mama with jumbo juggs that we can sleep in. We hunt down horny milfs with gigantic hooters to give them all the attention they deserve. When their boobs jiggle, our dicks wiggle!

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Get your fill of busty MILFs milking up all our studs cocks!